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So sexual-massage, yeah? It’s like a massage, but spicy, innit. Them hands ain’t just kneadin’ ya back - they’re goin’ *places*, fam. Little-known fact - back in ancient times, them Chinese emperors was gettin’ these rubs to “balance their chi” or summat. Probs just an excuse to get freaky, haha! Makes me laff thinkin’ about some posh git in a robe tryna play it cool while he’s all oiled up.

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Massage with the oil to tone the skin's elasticity. It hydrates the skin, helps to relax, flushes out toxins to give soft and supple skin. The ultra-soothing.

Man, what a day! I swear, Lichtenvoorde really knows how to throw a curveball. I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day in this cute little town. You know, the kind of place where everyone knows your name, and you can grab a coffee at the local café without a second thought. But nah, not today!

Time between end of WW2 and trial of Dutch Nazi's often determined length of sentence